This skirt is like the friend nobody likes. Or at least the friend everyone is ambivalent towards. There’s nothing wrong with it exactly, but I never feel overly excited to wear it. And yet I just keep giving it second chances. Our relationship started way back in 2005 when I ambivalently decided to buy it after saying, well, it looks alright I guess. I even gave it to my mother at one point but it’s ended up back in my closet. What gives, skirt? I wish I knew how to quit you. And this is the one and only post this week that’s going to contain obscure references to both a Dane Cook skit and Brokeback Mountain. Just in case you were worried.

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